The Ballad Of Sam Sweetten

I've got this friend who swears at his parents, he holds parties in his rumpus room and doesn't ask his mum

He doesn't care for graphics, he'll always ask for more, he'll get drunk and surf on cars, surfing 1974 OI! OI! OI!

He used to be such a nice quiet boy till he started hanging out with me, now all he knows is a 4 litres of goon and a household of anarchy

Hey guys, do you want to come to my house this week? I'm sure it will be fun. Everyone can stay if they want, oh shit, I forgot to ask my mum

Sam, the man, he's trashy and hardcore, yeah he's Sam

Sam, the man, this is a shithouse song but a shithouse band

So come my friend and take me by the hand, we're going to the land of Sam

And he's Friends Of Ron's number one fan

I'm a fan of Sam

Beetle Tribute

Beetle

Beetle X8  Drop the ramp

Beetle X8  Beetle's Dad

I came into this world as a beetle, look into these eyes and you'll see

Beetle

(Insert Beetle calls and screams)

A Song About A Gay Jock

Coming soon!